Sleighing it with Christmas Jokes

When you need to get in to the holly, jolly spirit, enjoy a few of our Christmas jokes for a good chuckle.

Q: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

A: Rude-olph.

Q: **Why don't you ever see Santa in the hospital? **

A: _Because he has private elf care. _

Q: What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

A: _The Christmas alphabet has No-el's. _

Q: How do you know when Santa's around?

A: _You can always sense his presents. _

Q: **What do you call a broke Santa? **

A: _Saint Nickel-less. _

Q: How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?

A: Fleece Navidad.

Q: What does an elf study in school?

A: _The elf-abet. _

Q: What is the Grinch's least favorite band?

A: The Who!

Q: What happened to Miles when he stole the Advent Calendar?

A: He got 25 days.

Q: What is Santa's favorite detergent?

A: Yule-Tide.

Q: How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh the day after Christmas during Covid?

A: _They use Santa-tizer. _

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